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3rd Feb 2016 12:11pm
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Leaked My Arse

Leaked My Arse

Over the past couple of years I have been seeing the same term banded around prior to the official release date of an album, "leaked", and it bugs me because if you had an ounce of common sense, you would click that it's just a tired old marketing ploy.

How so? Well, most music fans get excited for when the release date of their favourite singer/bands album is published and then like to fire off a few hundred tweets and Facebook posts predicting how the next album will change their life forever, yadda yadda. What... [read more]

24th Jan 2014 05:28pm
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Beliebers Are Retards

Beliebers Are Retards

Ok, so as you obviously will have known the little Canadian scrote, Justin Bieber, got arrested the other day for driving under the influence and rightly so. It's a criminal offence. Simple as. Then Miami Police Department released his mugshot for the world to see and the little shit is smiling on it - smug. Now whilst this was all in the news and what not the Twittersphere decided to erupt with various hashtags splashing around and before long, the worldwide trends were mainly dominated by Bieber related trends, like #JustinBieber, DUI, #WeWillAlwaysSupportYouJustin and #FreeBieber.... [read more]

3rd Jan 2013 09:55am
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Employ Adam

Employ Adam

During these economically shite times we're going through more and more people are finding it hard to get a job... that's not just the "lower educated" folk of the United Kingdom, but also the people that have experience. Finding work these days is a long, hard and grueling process... most people get work through "knowing people", so you'll find if a random "outcast" tries applying for a job who no one knows, then they'll more than likely not get accepted and their CV will be "filed" (shredded).

However one 24 year old, Adam Pacitti, has decided to... [read more]

20th Jun 2012 04:15am
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Top 40 UK Chart Singles (17th June 2012)

Below is the list of Top 40 UK Chart Singles announced Sunday 17th June 2012.

1) Cheryl - Call My Name
2) Flo Rida - Whistle
3) Gary Barlow & The Commonwealth Band - Sing
4) Coldplay & Rihanna - Princess Of China
5) Rudimental - Feel The Love (feat. John Newman)
6) fun. - We Are Young (feat. Janelle Monae)
7) DJ Fresh - The Power (feat. Dizzee Rascal)
8) Usher - Scream
9) Precision Tunes - Payphone
10) Carly Rae Jepsen - Call Me... [read more]

8th Feb 2010 10:44pm
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Worst TV Licence Excuses

I decided to have a look around on the internet to find the worst (and some funny) TV Licence excuses when people who haven't got an up-to-date TV Licence get caught.

  • My dog watches it while I'm at work to keep him company - not me.
  • The subtitles on my TV are set to French so I'm not paying a UK tax for something I can't read.
  • My wife has her hair done twice a week, so we find it difficult to pay.
  • I haven't renewed my licence because my wife flushed it down the toilet, along with my wallet.
  • My husband has just spent... [read more]
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