You Can DM Anyone You Want On Twitter

Over the past couple of days Twitter rolled out its most recent update, which is the ability to send a DM to anyone - even if you don't already follow them. And you would expect with *any* type of change, people moan... and I'm quite dumbfounded as to why people are moaning about it?

By default, the option (as you can see below) is unticked/unchecked.

*DUURRRRRRR!!!*

So you're not "open" to DM's from *anyone*, so you shouldn't be moaning! And if you're such an absolute retard to... [read more]

Damn non-smokers!

I have to rant and rave about this issue because it has been doing my head in for a long time now... non-smokers at pubs. First of all, we smokers have been forced outside to smoke to make pubs healthier atmospheres - yeah, talk about killing the atmosphere and global visions of a proper British Pub in favour of it being a place of your piss-dribble conversations over a cup of fucking coffee... I mean coffee?! There's already plenty of places that sell coffee, so why not go there if you want to talk to Betty... [read more]

You Look A Twat Using bae

Whilst I'm enjoying moaning about things, let's delve into the world of retarded sayings... today, I'll pick on this word "bae".

Now, where do I start... oh yeah, STOP USING IT! It's a ridiculous word that not only DOES NOT stand for "before anyone else" but it also makes you seem stupid using it (if you're not from a certain community [see below].

Let's look a bit closer to the meaning of this word "bae", the first use I could find online - yes, I did have to put myself through the grueling procedure of doing the research, oh, only... [read more]

Apple Is Ready To Rinse You Of Cash Again

Well what a surprise, Apple will be once again rinsing you of even more money later this year when it releases the iPhone 6 - and I bet a load of you will once again still happily open your wallets and spend your money on their dribble.

It seems, obviously still rumoured (at the moment), that the iPhone 6 will NOT have the bog-standard 3.5mm jack (the headphone hole to you simpletons), which will mean all your current headphones, cables and connectors that you have once bought and currently use, will be rendered useless! (Feel free to... [read more]

Moan About Twitter's Mute Feature

It's now been just over a month since Twitter released its "Mute" feature and I feel it's time to now moan about.

Firstly, the feature is pretty much pointless. Muted people can STILL follow you and STILL interact with you, '@' replies and '@' mentions STILL appear in your notifications from whoever you've muted - so if they're constantly messaging you publicly, you'll STILL get them. Muted people can still send you DM's and all their previous tweets are still all shown all over your main feed.

Secondly, I personally haven't muted a single person and I really... [read more]