12th Oct 2008 10:02pm
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Just watched the first half of Peter Kay's one off TV program, Britain's Got The Pop Factor And Possibly A New Celebrity Jesus Christ Soapstar Superstar Strictly On Ice. Basically it's a pure rip off of X Factor and was funny with a northern lad called "R Wayne" up first - whos gran died when he told her he didn't make it through. Pete Waterman thought it was bad and told him he is back in the competition during the funeral. Second up was a group, two males and two females (the females were in wheelchairs) and they were called "Two Up Two Down". The females were injured in a accident at Niagra Falls. A hillarious bit in it with them was when one of the women fell off her chair during a performance and couldn't get picked back up onto her chair. Then the final contestant was exposed transexual "Geraldine" who was played by Peter Kay who said being back stage ready to perform was making her "shit a brick".

R Wayne sang a medley of Return to Innocence by Enigma, Love Train by Kenny Gamble and Leon Huff, Earth Song by Michael Jackson, YMCA by The Village People and There's No-one Quite Like Grandma by the St Winifred's School Choir. Two Up Two Down sang a medley of We Built This City by Starship, Bootylicious by Destiny's Child, 9 to 5 by Dolly Parton, Holding Out For A Hero by Bonnie Tyler and Hero by Mariah Carey. Geraldine sang a medley of Born To Run by Bruce Springsteen, the theme to Born Free (perhaps best known as Andy Williams' version), Free Nelson Mandela by Special AKA, Umbrella by Rihanna, C'est La Vie by B*witched and Milkshake by Kelis.

The show has now finished with "R Wayne" being voted off, but the results show is about to start... I wonder who'll win!


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