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Damn non-smokers!

I have to rant and rave about this issue because it has been doing my head in for a long time now... non-smokers at pubs. First of all, we smokers have been forced outside to smoke to make pubs healthier atmospheres - yeah, talk about killing the atmosphere and global visions of a proper British Pub in favour of it being a place of your piss-dribble conversations over a cup of fucking coffee... I mean coffee?! There's already plenty of places that sell coffee, so why not go there if you want to talk to Betty... [read more]

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Shove Your Unit System Up Your Arse UKCMO

We've all started to get used to being pretty much told what we can and can't do in the United Kingdom in relation to our own choices during leisure time - from kids in the playground no longer being able to buy chocolate or high-sugar foods from the tuck shop, to being told (even though the Government highly publicised it as an amazing thing a few decades ago) that smoking is bad and should be pretty much outlawed.

However one grumble I have is with alcohol. Now I have a strong stomach... [read more]

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bae

Whilst I'm enjoying moaning about things, let's delve into the world of retarded sayings... today, I'll pick on this word "bae".

Now, where do I start... oh yeah, STOP USING IT! It's a ridiculous word that not only DOES NOT stand for "before anyone else" but it also makes you seem stupid using it (if you're not from a certain community [see below].

Let's look a bit closer to the meaning of this word "bae", the first use I could find online - yes, I did have to put myself through the grueling procedure of doing the research, oh, only... [read more]

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iPhone 6

Well what a surprise, Apple will be once again rinsing you of even more money later this year when it releases the iPhone 6 - and I bet a load of you will once again still happily open your wallets and spend your money on their dribble.

It seems, obviously still rumoured (at the moment), that the iPhone 6 will NOT have the bog-standard 3.5mm jack (the headphone hole to you simpletons), which will mean all your current headphones, cables and connectors that you have once bought and currently use, will be rendered useless! (Feel free to... [read more]

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Twitter Mute

It's now been just over a month since Twitter released its "Mute" feature and I feel it's time to now moan about.

Firstly, the feature is pretty much pointless. Muted people can STILL follow you and STILL interact with you, '@' replies and '@' mentions STILL appear in your notifications from whoever you've muted - so if they're constantly messaging you publicly, you'll STILL get them. Muted people can still send you DM's and all their previous tweets are still all shown all over your main feed.

Secondly, I personally haven't muted a single person and I really... [read more]

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Below is the list of Top 40 UK Chart Singles announced Sunday 8th June 2014.

1) Ed Sheeran - Sing
2) Sam Smith - Stay With Me
3) SecondCity - I Wanna Feel
4) Mr Probz - Waves (Robin Schulz Remix)
5) John Legend - All Of Me
6) Klingande - Jubel
7) Rita Ora - I Will Never Let You Down
8) Fuse ODG - Dangerous Love (feat. Sean Paul)
9) Jason Derulo - Wiggle (feat. Snoop Dogg)
10) Paloma Faith - Only Love Can Hurt Like This
11) Calvin Harris - Summer
12) Michael Jackson - Love Never... [read more]

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Below is the list of Top 40 UK Chart Singles announced Sunday 1st June 2014.

1) SecondCity - I Wanna Feel
2) Sam Smith - Stay With Me
3) Klingande - Jubel
4) Mr Probz - Waves
5) Rita Ora - I Will Never Let You Down
6) John Legend - All Of Me
7) Fuse ODG & Sean Paul - Dangerous Love
8) Paloma Faith - Only Love Can Hurt Like This
9) Ellie Goulding - Beating Heart
10) Calvin Harris - Summer
11) Pharrell Williams - Happy
12) Michael Jackson - Love Never Felt So Good
13) Idina... [read more]

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Below is the list of Top 40 UK Chart Singles announced Sunday 25th May 2014.

1) Sam Smith - Stay With Me
2) Mr Probz - Waves (Robin Schulz Remix)
3) Fuse ODG - Dangerous Love (feat. Sean Paul)
4) Rita Ora - I Will Never Let You Down
5) Clean Bandit - Extraordinary (feat. Sharna Bass)
6) John Legend - All Of Me
7) Calvin Harris - Summer
8) Paloma Faith - Only Love Can Hurt Like This
9) Kiesza - Hideaway
10) Michael Jackson - Love Never Felt So Good
11) Sigma - Nobody to Love
12) Pharrell... [read more]

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Below is the list of Top 40 UK Chart Singles announced Sunday 18th May 2014.

1) Rita Ora - I Will Never Let You Down
2) Mr Probz - Waves (Robin Schulz Remix)
3) John Legend - All Of Me
4) Calvin Harris - Summer
5) Kiesza - Hideaway
6) Paloma Faith - Only Love Can Hurt Like This
7) Sigma - Nobody to Love
8) Michael Jackson - Love Never Felt So Good
9) The Common Linnets - Calm After the Storm
10) Iggy Azalea - Fancy (feat. Charli XCX)
11) Tove Lo - Stay High (Habits Remix) (feat.... [read more]

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Below is the list of Top 40 UK Chart Singles announced Sunday 11th May 2014.

1) Mr Probz - Waves (Robin Schulz Remix)
2) Calvin Harris - Summer
3) Kiesza - Hideaway
4) John Legend - All Of Me
5) Sigma - Nobody to Love
6) Pitbull - Wild Wild Love (feat. G.R.L.)
7) Paloma Faith - Only Love Can Hurt Like This
8) Tove Lo - Stay High (Habits Remix) (feat. Hippie Sabotage)
9) Cash Cash - Take Me Home (feat. Bebe Rexha)
10) Iggy Azalea - Fancy (feat. Charli XCX)
11) Idina Menzel - Let It Go
12) ... [read more]