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Ever wanted something unique? Well why not grab a bargain for this truely unique item. A crisp, shaped like a penis. Currently on eBay at the moment, only a few bids have been put in but it has still got 7 days remaining. Also judging by his answers to potential buyers questions, he has a good sense of humour.

Penis Shaped Crisp

Penis Shaped Crisp on eBay

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Well it is the first commercial break of this years most controversial program on television. So far it seems pretty decent, I am recording it on Sky+ too so I can watch it over again. Well it is back on now. Here is what Channel 4 has mentioned about it.

Diana: The Witnesses in the Tunnel
Diana, Princess of Wales was perhaps the most photographed person in the world. Her death in a car crash in August 1997 stunned a world that had lived her life with her. The blame was put squarely on the photographers who surrounded her in death... [read more]

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Last Monday (28th May) I decided to sing at KUBar in Central London. I sang Beauty School Dropout and as you normally would be, I was nervous! Though after a few more people came and sang their songs the host of the night came over to me and mentioned that I am through to the final. He also mentioned that all the girls in the corner, which Martyn informed me is the VIP-y type bit, absolutely loved me. So me and Martyn, who is also in the final, will be entering the final as a duet. We will be mixing... [read more]

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Ellie Crane

There... a picture of my little niece, Ellie.

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Well at 1.53pm today my sister finally gave birth to a baby girl weighing 6lbs 8oz. They're fine as far as I know, but I am now an uncle. Urgh.

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Hmmmm I should of had became an uncle the other day however my sisters little nipper is still not making its way into the world!

Here are some pictures of my sisters belly... ewww.
Kirstie Louise CraneKirstie Louise Crane

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Well it's about time that I post these. These were recorded the other day while at Bar 68. Woooo, go me!

My Boy Lollipop

Beauty School Dropout

I am sorry about the sound and picture quality.

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Well it seems I've forgot to renew ConvoWorld, ooops. So give me a day or two to transfer it back over to Dale Hay . com for a while until I am able to purchase the domain again. Gotta wait 3 months / 90 days for the dropout period to be over. ConvoWorld members will get an email when it's sorted.

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Just a little message for the parents of Madeleine McCann. I hope you find Madeleine safe and sound and the people that took her from you get whats coming to them.

Crimestoppers: 01883 731 336
International Crimestoppers: 44 1883 731 336

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The font Helvetica is today, 50 years old. This is what it looks like if you have it installed on your computer. Many companies like Orange, Currys and Panasonic use the font too, so Happy Birthday.

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