7th Aug 2008 10:46pm
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Search Engine Tutorial

Heard of Google? or Yahoo!? ... of course you have. Also you know exactly what they do. But why should you just let Google or Yahoo or other search engines take all the glory. Why not try yourself and make your own Search Engine in PHP and MySQL. Ok, you won't beat Google.. but you can have a really good try.

Database Stuff

Open up your phpMyAdmin (or database software) and add this query below into the SQL section.
CREATE TABLE `searchengine` (
`id` INT NOT NULL AUTO_INCREMENT ,
`pageurl` VARCHAR( 255 ) NOT NULL ,
`pagecontent` TEXT NOT NULL ,
PRIMARY KEY (... []

		
	
7th Aug 2008 07:46pm
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YES!!!

21st Jul 2008 06:13pm
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Everyone surely has seen Most Haunted? If not, watch it! Well there is a site called Most Farted that have done 4 videos, 3 episodes and 1 extras video and basically they edit it by changing the spoken words and also adding in fart sounds. However they haven't done a proper video in over 2 years. Though today (about 30 mins ago) I ended up finding some other videos made by someone else. They're pretty good - kinda funny.

They have disabled embedding of the video, so here are the links to the videos. There's 9 of them so far.

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21st Jul 2008 03:55pm
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Here we go... I spent hours 2 nights ago uploading over 60MB to YouTube... after also spending hours making the video file from a 3GP to AVI, then AVI to WMV then slicing it too. Anywhos... enjoy it. Melissa Totten was fab that night... a right good show. Oh the quality is poor though... not my fault... I'm hoping Sony bring out some more updated firmware.

Part 1

Part 2

Part 3
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21st Jul 2008 06:48am
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See I know 01 and 02 numbers are the main numbers around the UK also I knew about 03 however I never had seen any numbers starting with 03 until now. The BBC complaints line is an 03 number.. it's 03700 100 222 ... that's like the first ever time I've seen a number with 03 on it. Also if you're wondering how much an 03 number costs, it's basically the same price as a 01 and 02 number.

20th Jul 2008 08:07pm
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My mom ended up giving me the only tapes that she has of my late grandad. I connected them to my laptop with a 3.5mm jack and a AV cable and transferred them to my laptop into a digital format. My grandad, Michael Hardwick, has his stuff (well 9 tracks so far) on a page about him on my site. More tracks will be made later on.

» Michael Hardwick (a.k.a Mike Male)

19th Jul 2008 07:41pm
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PigeonsSadly over 200 pigeons have all been burned to a crisp in a suspicious fire at a loft in Killyleagh, County Down, Northern Ireland. The fire was discovered last night at around 35 minutes past midnight. Thousands of pounds of damage was made and six individual sheds housing the pigeons were destoryed.

Poor pigeons... oh well... sod them... annoying little bastards that go around scavaging for food on the floor.

19th Jul 2008 02:48pm
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Melissa TottenMom... I'm friends with Madge. Yup... look at the picture... ain't it cool. :D


Ok, ok, ok... not the REAL Madonna but the worlds famous look-a-like of Madonna. Her name is Melissa Totten and she performed at 286 in Lewisham last night for Klub Kamp hosted by KlubKidz (Jason Prince and DJ James St. James). The evening was wicked!! It was a great night and also I can try and pull it off that I've met Madonna. The video of her performing will be up on YouTube later as I've gotta convert it... []

19th Jul 2008 07:05am
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Bloody hell... Bertha has strengthened to a Hurricane yet again.. even though it was not due to turn back into one and was supposed to die. This is a bit weird... oh and Bertha's direction is heading towards the north of the United Kingdom - heading towards Iceland. If however the path is interrupted over the next day or two then it will hit the UK as a Tropical Storm (which is pretty bad, worse than our storms that we have in October).

19th Jul 2008 07:03am
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Hmmm... it's really weird. For the past 6 months I have been constantly checking and modifying Sound Upload. Why? You may ask... well that's because every couple of days someone is hacking the site and adding a line within the code of the site, usually in the footer however I've noticed... at least today when I checked I found that it was within the coding and within the Quantcast code. So at the moment I am not trusting it, so I have removed the Quantcast code and I'm not trusting it at moment.

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