23rd Apr 2012 06:56am
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Below is the list of Top 40 UK Chart Singles announced Sunday 22nd April 2012.

1) Carly Rae Jepsen - Call Me Maybe
2) Conor Maynard - Can't Say No
3) fun. - We Are Young (feat. Janelle Monae)
4) John Legend - Ordinary People
5) Jessie J - Laserlight (feat. David Guetta)
6) Gotye - Somebody That I Used To Know (feat. Kimbra)
7) B.o.B - So Good
8) Nicki Minaj - Starships
9) Sean Paul - She Doesn't Mind
10) Justin Bieber - Boyfriend
11) ... []

20th Apr 2012 12:14pm
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This is what happens when you combine inventors James Watt & Samuel Morse with physicist Heinrich Hertz...

19th Apr 2012 07:15pm
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I myself have just came across this problem on my laptop. I decided to update my BIOS by flashing it and at first I thought "Ahhh, this seems all fine", it did it and rebooted automatically. I thought "Well that was quick and easy". The BIOS loading screen came up, then I saw the Windows XP loading screen, then boom. The wonderful quick glimpse of the BSOD (Blue Screen of Death). I tried in Safe Mode, nothing. Last Known Good Configuration, nothing. That was it... I was balls'd.

However upon starting in Safe Mode again, I noticed it say "Error Loading... []

19th Apr 2012 05:13pm
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For those of you that have followed or known of me since the early days (2004-2006), you'll more than likely know Lynn. Well after getting captured and arrested for showing her breasts to a bunch of school children during a live broadcast to a school, she came back did one more video then went into hiding. The reason for this is that she fell off the wagon very badly and took a life up of constant drink and drugs (very favourable in snorting crack off a midgets bum-cheek), well as I write this she is still in rehab and it's... []

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16th Apr 2012 06:56am
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Well for the first Manday (Monday Man or Man on Monday) on here, I'm going to choose the hunky bad boy, Danny Dyer. Oooof!

Danny Dyer
Danny Dyer
Danny Dyer
Danny Dyer
Danny Dyer

11th Apr 2012 10:42am
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Well the last proper post on here was all the way back in January last year, so I would've had my bar in for just 5 months. So what's happened with me? Well I was working at the local boozer (The White Horse) up until January this year - which I enjoyed massively! It was hecktic and sometimes very repetitive, but alongside that I had some great laughs (along with a few tragedies too - one downside to elderly regulars). I don't think I'll find a job as fun as that in a long while! However one down of working... []

9th Apr 2012 04:04pm
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Eh, see what I did there... COM to ME (Come To Me) ... ahhh I'm a clever fucker. Anyways, yes, after scouting around frantically for a backup of my database for dalehay.com, I came across an old one and then just had to get all the stories that weren't in it from the Internet Archive. Thank goodness I didn't put a block on it.

So, at the moment some pages will have images missing (I'm still scouting for them) and other than that it's all the same really ... oh shit, yeah one main thing, I couldn't get the .COM back... []

16th Feb 2012 01:01am
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If you're playing Chris Sawyer's excellent game, Locomotion on Windows Vista or Windows 7, then you may experience after a minute or so ingame, that all the colours go all purple and green. Don't worry though, don't uninstall the game or chuck it away - you can still play it!

The problem is caused by the way Windows Vista and Windows 7 deliver the colour palette and if (like many) you have an image or a slideshow desktop background, then this is what's causing your problem. All you need to do is right-click on the desktop and select "Personalize", then just... []

15th Feb 2012 08:35pm
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Just doing my usual rounds on Twitter and had this pop-up on my feed, so thought I'd reply. I mean how dumb can you get?

Dumb Microsoft

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15th Feb 2012 04:11pm
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Looks like it's a bit of a pooper for a certain Leicester resident as SOCA (Serious Organised Crime Agency) have cracked down on copyright infringment and taken control of the domain name RnBXclusive.com and replaced the site with this warning message:

SOCA has taken control of this domain name.
The individuals behind this website have been arrested for fraud.

The majority of music files that were available via this site were stolen from the artists.
If you have downloaded music using this website you may have committed a criminal offence which carries a maximum penalty of up to 10 years... []

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